hey, could you hold still for a second? i want to look at you.
with my eyes, see? there's really not much here worth looking at,
if you ask me. anything here, if not hideous, is so painfully,
gut-wrenchingly sinister, and it's hard to want any part of it.

but you...! you're cute! a cute little observer, observing about!
seeing you pass by, it's real refreshing, you know? most people here
are some flavor of crazy, and frankly it all gets kind of samey.
i'm sure you're probably at least a little nuts yourself, but
i get the feeling it's... i don't know, a little more subdued?
it probably helps that you don't talk. maybe you can't?

either way, your company is enjoyed.