THIS PLACE USED-TO-BE STRAIGHT FORWARD. BUT THEN IT BLED AGAIN,
AND-AGAIN. NOW, BETWEEN, THE PASSAGE CONTORTS. I HAVE
LEARNED-MY-WAY AROUND, BUT I TAKE COMFORT IN WANDERING
THIS SPACE, TO-GREET VISITORS EXPECTING LESS CONFUSION.
IT CAN EASE-THE-STRUGGLE, YOUKNOW?

YOU, LIKE ALL VISITORS SHARING YOUR SHAPE, ARE DISGUSTING.
APPALLING IN YOUR MOVEMENTS, YOUR-MOTIONS. BUT THERE
LACKS SHAME IN THIS FACT, FOR YOU ARE MERELY A MEAGER
FACET OF SOMETHING SO-MUCH-WORSE. DESPITE EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOU REPULSING ME TO MY VERYCORE, I WILL SHOW
YOU THE-COMPASSION THAT THESE BLEEDING HALLS SHOWED ME.
I WILL PAY IT-FORTH. FOR YOU.

FOR-EXAMPLE, SOME WISDOM THAT MAY ASSIST-U:
SHOULD YOU FIND YOURSELF WELL-AND-TRULY LOST,
JAB THE-WRETCH IN ITS EYE TO OPEN YOUROWN.