HELLOTHEYRE
ALL YOULOVELY AND EXCEL LENT ALSO DISGUSTING OBSERVERS
WWWWWWELCOME to IDIOT ZONE 9
DONOT WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUTTHE OTHER EIGHT
THEY WERE JUST CONDEMNED THATS ALL
NOW LISTENCLOSELY VERY CLOSELY TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL
SNAP YOURFUCKING SPINE INTO EIGHTEEN PIECES
THEY'LL NEVERFIND THEM ALL EVER
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PIECES YOU WANT TO BE IDIOT THAT'S
WHYYOUCAME OVER HERE NATURAL LY SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW
TO DO THAT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO DO THAT BECAUSE IT'S GOOD
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO DO THAT MAKES SENSE
GOOD OF COURSE IT DOES
SO EVERYDAY THEY ASK ME
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE THIS IDIOT"
"HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOUR SELF"
"WHERE ARE THE BODIES"
"HOW DOES ONE ACHIEVE IDIOCY"
"THE FEY MADE ME FORGET HOW DO I FIXTHIS HELP NOW"
"DO YOU HAVE AN ATTORNEY PRESENT"
"ARE THERE ANY RISKS ASSOCIATED WITHIDIOCY"
MY ANSWER TO ALL OF THESEQUESTIONS IS THESAME: "SHUT UP"
BECAUSE BY ASKINGQUESTIONS YOU HAVE ALREADY FUCKEDIT UP
BEING IDIOT MEANS NOTKNOWING THESE THINGS DUMMY ANDIF ALL
THAT CONFUSES YOU THATS THE POINT BECAUSE WHEN YOU LEARN
YOU BLEED AND WHEN YOU BLEED YOU DIE BUT A BETTERFATE EXITS
LOOKAROUND WHAT DO YOUSEE NOTHING HOPEFULLY SINCE YOUR NOT
SUPPOSEDTO I WAS WANDERINGTHE NET WORKS AND A VERY BEAUTIFUL
BEING APPEARED AND TOLD ME SHE HADNO IDEA WHAT ANYOFIT WAS
AND I REALIZED WOW WOW WOAH COOL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
THEN I THREATENED EVERYONE INTHE VICINITY WITH VIOLENCE
OH YEAH SURE BUDDY YOU TOTALLY WOULDVE HANDLEDIT BETTER
um... i don't think you're doing a great job pitching this.
not to like, rain on your parade or anything...
it's just, i think you're scaring them?
idiocy is blissful, remember?
i don't see the bliss in being yelled at like that.
WOOOOOOOOW BOY OH BOY DO WE HAVE A FUCKING CLOWN ON OURHANDS
MAYBE EVEN THE ENTIRE CIRCUS ACTUALLYMAYBE POSSIBLY A
COUPLE OF ENTIRE CIRCUSES AND AFEW ORPHANED JESTERS
CANT TAKE A BIT OF FUCKING HEAT AND YOUWANT TO BE ANIDIOT REALLY NOW
"OH HESLOUD WAAAH WAH I'M AN INFANT I WAS JUST BORN THE OTHER DAY"
SHUT THEHELL UP
OH YEAH YOU YOUR THERE STILL IFORGOT BECAUSE YOU LOOKUGLY BUT YOU
CAN FIX THAT FOR ONE SMALL PAYMENT
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