"The Incomprehension Conditioning Program is here
to help you and your 「pathetic flesh」 contend
with 「new phases!」 Please Join Nela, the
ever-changing knight, in her journies
throughout a world of wonder!

You will see great sights, and
learn about Nela. More importantly, you will learn
about yourself, and never be overcome with
「Entropy Deprivation Debilitation」 again!
The adventure is neverending! Even still,
beware of monsters..."

"The Incomprehension Conditioning Program
has been permanently discontinued due to
「emergence」 of 【 ♥ TRUE ♦ LOVE ♥ 】
on behalf of the Nela entity.

Efforts to quell its usurping along with
the further meddling of the 「VBF」 entity are ongoing.

All that took part are encouraged to report to
their sector's assigned witch contact for disposal."